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Okay, some guy humour in response to the girls - labradors - 08-20-2007
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy
me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to
the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and
have a nice day.
Re: Okay, some guy humour in response to the girls - HomeCulinarian - 08-20-2007
I think this is funny! (and I'm a girl, well more accurately, a middle aged woman
! ) and can think of a few women who fit this description to a "T".
Re: Okay, some guy humour in response to the girls - pjcooks - 08-20-2007
Hell,I would have stopped at 4! Job, good looking, love kids, housework (that does include cooking, right?)
I will pass this along to my Dad, my brother, my ex-husband, they'll appreciate it!
PJ
Re: Okay, some guy humour in response to the girls - cjs - 08-21-2007
Re: Okay, some guy humour in response to the girls - Roxanne 21 - 08-21-2007
That is really funny!!!! Copied and will forward to everyone I know!!
Thanks for the smile
The Wives Store - HomeCulinarian - 12-04-2007
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
Re: The Wives Store - bbally - 12-04-2007
Quote:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
Funny after spewing coffee all over the computer screen I realized I thought, that is great after reading the second floor. Then realized, "oh there is more" and thought well I really believe 3rd through 6th would not be necessary!
Re: The Wives Store - Old Bay - 12-04-2007
Update!!!--I found my thrill on the 5th--I didn't need the 6th--the store needs to update the computer.