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Mmmmmmm, BACON! - BarbaraS - 12-02-2008
http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
If you read nothing else on this page, you need to read the following 3 things (they're short reads). The last two literally had me laughing out loud here at my desk.
"The five Baconic Laws" (towards the top of the page)
Scroll to the bottom and read...
"Chapter 6 - The sins of the vegetable"
"Chapter 9 - Our lord of Bacon's morning hymn"
Barbara
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - labradors - 12-02-2008
LOL!
Surprised they don't greet you with A-Salami Bacon. Of course, that wouldn't exactly be Halal.
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - Old Bay - 12-02-2008
Jose' and his companion were lost in the desert, starving and without water. Crawling along they saw what looked like a tree on the horizon--the heat was unbearable. Suddenly a smell wafed over--woderfull--it was the smell of bacon--"we are saved , it is a bacon tree, we are saved" cried Jose'!! There was pepper bacon, maple bacon, hickory smoked bacon, all cooking in the hot sun on the branches, grease dripping to the ground. Beautiful sight. As Jose was running toward the bacon tree with delight he was cut down with a machine gun---struggling to his knees he yelled to his companion--"run, run mi amigo--is not a bacon tree, it is a ham bush"
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - kelly2 - 12-02-2008
"Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon"
Thats a must for me!
Ever notice on the "Next Top Chef" on Bravo, when ever a dish is made with bacon, everyone loves it....they never get voted off when there's bacon!
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - Harborwitch - 12-02-2008
Yup! I saw something yesterday where they were making bacon ice cream using a kitchen aid mixer, a lovely egg custard, liquid nitrogen, and BACON!!! It looked so good. May just have to try that! Bacon ice cream with a big fat baked apple.
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - cjs - 12-02-2008
The new Plate magazine for November and December is TOTALLY BACON, PORK BELLIES, ALLLLLLL SWINE!! The entire magazine!
Taffy apple pie with bacon brittle ice cream
Milk chocolate bacon tart
bacon-wrapped scallop cake
on and on and on and on.
Now, I'll go read what I'm supposed to be doing on this thread.
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - labradors - 12-02-2008
Quote:
--is not a bacon tree, it is a ham bush"
LOL! Love it!
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - DFen911 - 12-02-2008
Oh speaking of pork...
LJ you need your tattoo now
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Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - Gourmet_Mom - 12-02-2008
That's pretty good! I LOVE bacon!
Denise, I hope that's not your arm...LOL!
Re: Mmmmmmm, BACON! - HomeCulinarian - 12-02-2008
Bacon should be it's own food group! And I agree with no imitation bacon, it's just gross.