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Holiday cake recipe - Mare749 - 12-05-2008
Just had to share this one, especially with this group! It came from Joyce, a dear friend of mine in Canada, who I'm hoping will join us.
Holiday Cake - Read Instructions Carefully!
Ingredients:
* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 1 bottle tequila
* 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila
again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the
mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample
the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or
something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish
the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
Bingle Jells!
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Maryann
Re: Holiday cake recipe - cjs - 12-05-2008
Bingle Jells! Oh, love that!!
Re: Holiday cake recipe - luvnit - 12-05-2008
I think I made this recipe before!
Re: Holiday cake recipe - farnfam - 12-05-2008
HOW FESTIVE!!!!! I so can't wait to try this.......and yet there's something familiar about it. I'll test it over the weekend to make sure is fuser rendly
Bingle Jells !!!! Bingle Jells, I love it!!!!
OH wait, Laura, this must have been the one you made for the "bare with me" right?
Re: Holiday cake recipe - luvnit - 12-05-2008
Re: Holiday cake recipe - Gourmet_Mom - 12-05-2008
{HIC!} Fats Thunny!
Re: Holiday cake recipe - bjcotton - 12-05-2008
Go yoo eyes! Wait a minute I don't drink, can I use Kool Aid?
Re: Holiday cake recipe - Harborwitch - 12-05-2008
I doubt the cake would turn out the same.