Some were risque--quite funny--here's one they published on page 168--
If you can't get your date to undress, go
And buy her a fine Barbaresco
Get the girl sipping
And soon she'll be stripping
And begging to do it alfresco
Jennifer Chotzi Rosen, Denver
And another
I have an untamed predilection
for building a vast wine colletion.
But my wife is incensed
O're the vinous expense.
'Tis a shame; I shall miss her affection.
Michael Brooks, Richmond
Just for fun. Anybody know another.
If you can't get your date to undress, go
And buy her a fine Barbaresco
Get the girl sipping
And soon she'll be stripping
And begging to do it alfresco
Jennifer Chotzi Rosen, Denver
And another
I have an untamed predilection
for building a vast wine colletion.
But my wife is incensed
O're the vinous expense.
'Tis a shame; I shall miss her affection.
Michael Brooks, Richmond
Just for fun. Anybody know another.
"He who sups with the devil should have a. long spoon".