Sorry Gentlemen - Girl Humor Ahead
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition"

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the
man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes,
and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."
You only live once . . . but if you do it right once should be enough!
  Re: Sorry Gentlemen - Girl Humor Ahead by Harborwitch (A woman was sitting ...)
Right on, Sharon

  Re: Re: Sorry Gentlemen - Girl Humor Ahead by pjcooks (Right on, Sharon[img...)
Love it! Thanks Sharon!


"Drink your tea slowly and reverently..."
  Re: Re: Sorry Gentlemen - Girl Humor Ahead by Mare749 (Love it! Thanks Sha...)
Retired and having fun writing cookbooks, tasting wine and sharing recipes with all my friends.

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